In case you hadn’t heard, I have 2 awesome cats Fred & Bruiser. 

(above) Bruiser on the left, Fred on the Right. Bruiser was a street cat for 2 years before we fostered him and then eventually adopted him as our second kitty. Fred I have had since I left LA and he’s my little nugget.

Anyway. Bruiser & Fred actually ARE in love with each other, yes they’re both boys, yes I have gay cats. SO WHAT. Bruiser I think it’s slightly more in love with Fred, though. Every once in a while Bruiser essentially goes into heat (even though we had him fixed 2 years ago when we took him in) where he starts chasing Fred around, pins him down, then licks his face, bites his neck and tries to hump him. That’s real. So Fred every so often is too apathetic to give a shit and kinda lets him, but most of the time he will snap around and bat Bruiser across the face as if to say “BITCH PLEASE YOU AIN’T TAPPIN THIS TONIGHT!” …tonight is one of those nights. So the weird thing, as if it hasn’t been weird already… Bruiser then starts HOWLING around the house like a cat on a fence in an ally and it’s soo weird. I swear to GOD my neighbors think we abuse our cat he cries so loud and so sadly… He won’t stop until Fred finally gives in or until he simply forgets.

…How will it all end tonight? God speed Fred.